Well, here I am, with my first ever post on my website. I feel like I should say something profound, just because of that. I really can't think of anything though. Wow, this is really unintelligent. Maybe I'll stop now...
Okay, so maybe I should explain why people call me "The Phat Kid". To tell you the truth, I have no real idea. Two of my friends starting calling me that after getting sick of hearing me dis my body and it just kind of stuck. "Phat" actually is depressingly old '90's slang that means cool. So basically, although it sounds insulting, they are calling me cool. So rock on.
